Tuesday, February 27, 2007

where you from

Ten phrases that remind you are in Egypt:
  1. Where you From (closely follwed by "Kiwi" when you say NZ)
  2. How you doing
  3. Hello my freind
  4. No hassle
  5. Please take a look in my shop!
  6. How many wives you have?
  7. Look this, it is made of high quality (insert material here)
  8. For you my freind, I give you very special price
  9. Hello Cowboy
  10. You need scarf, spices, t-shirt? very cheap! Best prices for you!

Although a few of these apply equally to Morocco, and I guess, Turkey and a whole raft of other countries as well. Pleasingly I can announce after a couple of hours shopping that I am now best freinds and get no hassle with the best prices from most of the shop keepers in Dahab! (Of course its all a load of bollocks but to their credit they are much much less pushy here than in other parts, and in fact you can walk into a shop and some barely say anything at all! It feels like home almost!).

People do do strange things here, for example, at the moment there is a guy with a bucket of water and the bottom half of a plastic bottle walking around outside. He is using the half plastic bottle to throw water all over the promenade for no particular reason at all, except from my window perch I can see that the pavement stones outside his restaturant are now a little shinier as they are wet!

Two nights ago I watched lord of the Rings - Return of the King on TV, it was quite good. The channel here (ironically channel 2 with a very similar logo), usually plays B grade movies, so it was a nice surprise for something decent to go on. Its the only channel in english except for an even worse music channel which is barely worth a mention except it played some obscure U2 song which was a relief.

One thing we don't have at the hotel is a news channel, so I have been suffering without my daily dose of the BBC. They don't even have the Arabic version (let alone the English version) of Al Jazeera which is quite disappointing.

I was terribly windy again today, so I haven't had much lying around in the sun, despite our beautiful beach resort with large swimming pool and deck chairs. No one mentioned to me that apparently the Red Sea has "reliable" strong winds which are good for windsurfing. Sadly the winds today were too strong for windsurfing even!

Monday, February 26, 2007

Red Sea Blue Sea but not the Dead Sea..

First things first but I never expected to be reminded of my old work, The National Bank, here in Dahab in Egypt by the Red sea. But as I sat down to this ancient PC the mouse arrow changed to the running horse, the same design as the National Bank uses, only it was Red not black.

Maybe it was red because of the Red Sea right next door. And maybe a horse was chosen because Arabian Horses are supposed to be the biggest/strongest/fastest in the world (or something like that).

Nevertheless I can report that the Red Sea is indeed a a Deep and beautiful shade of Blue, and Saudi Arabia stand on the far side, its sandy brown mountains reflecting lazily through the dusty air.

There are many fascinating stories arond this part of Egypt, chief amoung them the guy who windsurfed/paddled or otherwise accidentally made it from Dahab across the Red Sea and landed at Saudi Arabia. One version says it was a drunk Ausie who paddled one of those paddling boats across to the American Naval base on the other side. Another says a guy windsurfed across, was picked up by the Saudi Military who flew him and his windsurfer to Cairo airport. He then had to get a 10 hour bus back to Dahab in just his boardies and with his windsurfer. Based on a true story anyway.

Saudi is a harsh place too, I am very tempted to go and cisit just for the culture, but two girls on our tour had their flight diverted there, and got majorly hit up by the "authorities" because they had alcohol on them!! And they were even supposed to be going there!!

Most spectacular here is the Blue Hole, a circular coral reef about 50m by 50m, which you can snorkel in and around. I saw some fantastic fish there. Apparently the whole coast of the Red sea is 2nd only to the Great Barrier Reef in the world in terms of diving and snorkelling. I can definitel believe it!

I'm typing all this with some lovely stomach cramps and maybe, just hopefully they are passing. I hope so because there is a lot to write!

I could go back and list all the details of what I have seen, but the truth I really can't be bothered! There are so many temples and heiroglyphics and statues I wouldn't know where to begin. So I'll list a few highlights:

Abu Simbel
A giant temple built into the side of a hill. Just 30 miles from Sudan. The temple is aligned so that on a particular day (just 3 days after we were there in fact), the rising sun shines right down the length of the main corridor onto 3 of 4 statues (3 Gods and one Pharoh trying to pass himself off as a God). Only catch was they had to move it to make way for the massive High Dam, which created lake Nasser and would have flooded the temple. So the temple was moved, mountain and all, to a higher location. But after moving this massive mountain and positioning the temple, they found they had messed up the aligning of the sunrise, and so the sunrise hits a day late. On top of that, the misalignment means that the sun shines on 2 whole statues and half of the two others. Ironically the statue who is not supposed to be recieving light is the God of Darkeness (or something similar), so I bet he's well peeved with all this sunlight on him now after thousands of years of darkness!!!

Aswan High Dam
There are two dams here, but thge big one created Lake Nasser, the largest man made lake in the world. It controls the Nile floods, and allows for three planting seasons instead of the previous one. It is surrounded by something like 10% of Egypts army, because if it was ever destroyed, 97% of Egypts population/inhabitabed areas would be flooded within two weeks. Basically it would wipe out Egypt for good. So here's hoping that never happens!!

Philae Temple
Another temple saved from flooding, but this one after the fact - they had to move this one from underwater to above water!!

Felucca
2 days on a sail boat going 60km up the Nile. Really relaxing and good fun. Really enjoyed and one day i want to try and go a lot further!

Valley of the Kings
Here I went inside King Ramses 1, 3 and 9's tombs. Ramses 3rd was the best because he was trying to out do Ramses 2, Egypts greatest ever ruler. On the otherside of the hill was the Valley of the Queens (much less interesting tombs, most were holes in the ground similar to wells!). I also saw the temple for Hatshepsut - a mammoth 3 level construction built into the side of a hill.

Karnak
This is in Luxor, and is a massive complex which still has some paint remaining on the temples. (All the temples were painted back in thier glory days). This is probably similar to the Forum in Rome, though of course there is no connection!

Finally I'd like to comment on "Security". As a tourist, Egypt is not supposed to be the safest country - personal safety is ok, but for example there have been busses shot up. bombs going off, massacres and temples, and even here in the sunny resort of Dahab there were 3 bombs that went off not so long ago. So everywhere you go as a tourist, you see the tourist police. You also go through coppious amounts of metal detectors, that just beep and but you just go straight through. Excellent security - the job of being a tourist police officer must be one of the easiest in the world.

Indeed the strangest part of security is the "police convoy". To get to Dahab we had a 17 hour drive, the first 4 hours or so in a police convoy with six armed police cars and about 120 vehicles. We then did the rest on our own - one police car (which incidentally I never even saw), for our bus. Apparently this all stems from the nineties when a German Bus got shot up. I'm not sure how have 6 police cars to protect 120 vehicles works, but if I was a terrorist, I'd think all my Christmas's had come at once! What better opportunity for attack that 120 busses driving past you. And there is no option but for them to drive past, because you can't stop 120 busses and turn them around, that would leave them as sitting ducks. Its a tradgedy waiting to happen.

On that depressing note, it is also very sunny outside, but very windy. There is very little hassle here in Dahab, so I'm going out to do a bit of shopping. Until next time!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Egyptology

The quick summary of what I've done:

Giza Pyramids - Big, Impressive, lots of photos. More of The Sphinx which was very interesting to see in real life - it looks quite different. There was a lot of Hassle around the musuem, but it was good fun at first until one guy went over the top. Basically I got a photo with one guy and and another helped them, so I had to pay them both. I gave each 20 Egyptian Pounds, (aboiut 2 quid), but the the guy who owned the camel (probably seeing my wallet burstng with cash!), gave his twenty to the other guy then tried to make me give him a 100. After Morocco, where I learned not to take any crap I just told him "sorry mate, thats your call to give your freind the money I gave you, tough luck, I've paid more than a fair price" And walked off. Much yelling, cussing and chasing after me ensued, which I just ignored and had a good laugh about! If only these idiots would realise that if they actually got out of our faces and left us alone we would probably spend more money. Its a terrible reflections of people characters that the basis of their business is based on coercion and getting as much money as possible from some one.

Then we got rained on as we left for a Papyris museum. This is the paper they make out of a plant. There were two amazing paintings for about 90 quid each, but sadly I couldn't really justify buying them after my carpet in Morocco.

We also saw a much older pyramid shaped structure - technically not a pyramid as it was tiered, but it could be seen from Giza and Vice Versa. That night we went to a hotel where I touched a live tiger before we caught the 14 hour overnight train to Aswan. I luckliy managed 7 hours of sleep, which was great considering most people got none.

Righto, the clock is ticking, more next time!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Egypt Day 1

Well I have reached that point again where my blog changes from a boring blog about everyday life in London to something exciting like about Egypt.!!

After a slight hiccup on the way to Heathrow, (I went to Terminal 2 instead of 4), I got on my BA flight to Cairo. We flew over France, Germany, Austria, then right down the coastline of Croatia, past the islands of Greece then over the mediteranean to Cairo. Again we flew right down the Nile, turning south of the city to go into the airport. It was quite a spectacular flight for a night flight. Cairo is a truly massive city!

The airport was fine, but I pity the guy in front of me who had a very serious military looking guy run off with his passport with no explanation. And then there was the Americans who had their flight diverted to Saudi Arabia and were arrested (yes arrested!) because they had alcohol in their luggage!). And they weren't even supposed to be there!

Today we did the rounds of Cairo - The Egyptian museum (highlight was King Tuts tombs' treasures plus the biggest mummy collection of kings, queens, princes etc..). Then we hit the Citadel which was next to a quarry where some of the rock for the Giza Pyramids came from. In the distance we could see the pyramids, they were quite big, and apparently 14 Kms away. It was very hazy as we were looking across Cairo, so ironically thi means the best view I have had of the Pyramids so far was from a plane flying over Cairo in 1997!

The Muhammed Ali (not the boxer!) Mosque was quite impressive and better than the one I saw in Casablanca (though much much smaller). We also saw a Coptic church and had lunch (felafel sandwhiches) shouted by our tour guide. He is great and have really enjoyed him so far.

Tonight is a cruise on the Nile, then tomorrow we hit the Giza (as opposed to Geezer - though I think this is a much funnier name!) Pyramids. Probably do some camel riding or something there. plus lots of photos and excpect a blog photo I guess!

Then the overnight train down to Luxor (or Aswan, I forget), and then its just going to be a surprise because I don't know what is next for sure, but I think its a Felucca cruise on the Nile.

The hotel we are in is really nice, so I'm glad of that. There are heaps of police and military guys about which i guess shows Egypt is serious about protecting tourists, though I'm just not sure they could do much considering.

Till next blog!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Walk like an Egyptian

Ok cheesy song I know but when in Rome...

So I thought I better knock off a blog before I fly out tomorrow. Its a good day tomorrow - I'm Heading to Cairo where on Saturday I will start a 13 day tour of Egypt. Its going to be fascinating. I remember when I was 17 and first came to Europe - We flew over Egypt and because I was sick I had a cabin crew seat and could see out the window and see the pyramids as we flew over. I even managed to take a photo which showed the pyramids.

So tomorrow night I will fly in, I assume to be met at the airport - Haven't actually figured that out yet.. hmmm actually... No it ok - I have the address of the hotel, and I AM supposed to be met at the airport. Thats good!

Its amazing how travelling has changed me - The fact that I can seemingly be so unprepared the night before I go to a foreign country would have shocked me to no end if you had told me befor I left NZ. But instead I have discovered that, well, things have a way of working out. People will help you out, (even if you have to pay them for it in dodgy developing countries), and places do actually have those things you need that you think they wouldn't. Its just a little more challenging to find thats all.

So what am I looking forward to in Egypt? Well its not the Pyramids, nor the temples or the statues or the markets, and its definitely not the hassle and haggling! I'm looking forward to the sun. Its been straight sun there for the past three weeks! Temperatures gradually creeping up to the 20s and beyond in Cairo, with Luxor and Dahab into the mid twenties. But warm temperatures is a bonus when the hours of sun is taken into consideration. I'm really looking forward to just soaking up the sun, getting a tan and finally getting some vitamin D in me!

I want to chill out on the beach at Dahab, relax on the Felluca as we cruise up the Nile for a few days. Sleep on the bus a lot, read some good books (specifically, "The Rough Guide to Climate Change" and "A boy called Pi" - I think thats the title). Oh and I guess I'll get around to reading that Lonely Planet I have on Egypt as well.

And with a bit of Luck I will make it up to Allexandria as well.

So I haven't blogged about much lately really. The world has been an interesting place - It looks like the Axis of Evil mainstays North Korea may be thinking of giving up their reactors in exchange for some Chinese support. I think this is a good since the North is so far backward they make China look like a country more free than the air we breath.

Then there is global warming. The IPCC's climate report got a barracking in the latest New Scientist because the most recent data, while valid, was not included in models and not sufficently tested so they left it out. What was this new information? Well one thing was that Ice, be it glaciers or polar ice or whatever, actually melts faster than predicted in current models. Basically as the ice melts it cracks, this lets flowing water (warmer than the ice of course), reach the bottom of the glacier, so the bottom starts melting well before it was originally predicted.

Then there was the fact that sea temperatures have increased as far a 3 km deep in the oceans. There were other things as well, but as for the large amount of reading and research I have done on this topic lately, I've come to the conclusion that the world is seriously screwed. Sell your baches and run for the hills kind of screwed. Well, lets put it this way, I'mnot so sure i would be buying a place near the sea, not because I think it would suddenly be permanently underwater, no, that wouldn't happen for decades, but as water levels gradually increase, its the storms, more violent from the warmer weather, and the higher storm surges they will create, which will cause greater flooding. You saw it in New Orleans. Its happening now, its a lesson, what have you learned.

Well anyway, I guess climate change is my new passion and hobby. Its a fascinating subject. I just hope the world wakes up to do something about it as soon as they can. (Its my doubt that this will happen, that leads me to conclude we are all screwed). Oh well, At least I'll see the Pyramids before they are eroded away by an overflowing, flooded Nile!

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Its snowing again!!

Wow a second snow in London, this is a bit of a treat! This one was well predicted and is a bit heavier than the first, plus it is still snowing at 9am this morning. I've taken photos from my window, but sadly I'm just too crook to go out into it (and its switching between rain and snow anyway). But I did get an inch of snow on my windowsill and its actually coming down quite thickly now.

Meanwhile I am staying in bed to get better - all the antibiotics have done so far is made me lose my voice!

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Grumble, grumble grumble...

I'm Sick! Alas, it is a long one too. Have been sick since monday last week with a horrible flu/cold/infection type thing. Finally made it to the doctors today and got some antibiotics, so I am hoping they will kick in very soon and that i will start to feel better!!

A short analysis on the pros and cons of being sick:

Pros
  • Don't have to go to work
  • Can finally watch Pirates of the Caribbean after many failed attempts to see it
  • Flatmates do your dishes
  • Scrubs is on high rotation on Freeview
  • There even episodes of Friendds I haven't seen, amazing!
  • At least on Queensway, everything is right by my front door - Video rental (for only 2 quid a pop!), Food places, Boots Pharmacy, Free newspapers.
  • Super nice freinds come and look after you.
  • I can finally get through some of the books and magazines I have bought but not had a chance to read.

Cons
  • No Work = no pay = less exciting holidays come the summer time. Missing two weeks work is a bit of a financial dent in the plan to Kombi around Europe.
  • Work is actually piling up for me, so when I go back, ouch!
  • Because of this, I am actually going to do some from home anyway.
  • Feeling ill all the time is a bit rotten, esp after 1 week when your throat is getting worse and not better.
  • All that effort at the gym is fading...
  • I have more medicine belonging to me in my flat than I do food.

Hey well thats 8 pros v 6 cons. The Pros have it!! Guess it is better to be sick after all...